I generally have little sympathy for spoiled rich rock stars. But I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Chris Martin and Coldplay these days. After all, they just released a new album, and all people are talking about is Martin’s claim that he’s “retiring.” Never mind that they plan on making two more LPs first, and will probably break their contract anyway, and have no intention of stopping touring no matter what. Apparently everyone wants Martin and the others. To fuck as fast as possible. If you’re in that group, skip Tuesday’s Today Show. But be sure to check out some of this week’s other fun, including Vampire Weekend, Hurray For The Riff Raff, Stevie Nicks, Waxahatchee, and Offspring. Viva remote control!
Monday
Tem | Jennifer Hudson Shaw
Charlie Puth | Watch What Happens Live
Vampire Weekend | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday
coldplay | todayLong live the Riff Raff | The Kelly Clarkson ShowDiverse artists | Studio One ForeverElvis Presley | Oprah Special: PresleyJake Sears | Watch What Happens Livecarly pierce jimmy kimmel live
Wednesday
Farrell | TodayTeddy Swims | The Kelly Clarkson ShowElle King | Watch What Happens LiveDescendants | Jimmy Kimmel LivePharrell; Phineas | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Thursday
Cage the Elephant CBS MorningJordin Sparks Today with Hoda and JennaPhineas |The Kelly Clarkson ShowJosh Groban | Jennifer Hudson ShawSuki Waterhouse | Jimmy Kimmel LiveKane Brown | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Friday
Samara Joy | TodayRay |The Kelly Clarkson ShowGlorilla | Jennifer Hudson Shaw
Saturday
Waxahatchee | CBS Saturday Morning
Stevie Nicks | Saturday Night Live
Maggie Rogers / Gracie Abrams | Austin City Boundaries
Lady Gaga | The Graham Norton Show
